Sunday 30 November 2014

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If I had but one life to give for my country it would be a lawyers

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If I had but one life to give for my country it would be a lawyers Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent A snake in the brass

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What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent A snake in the brass Graphics codes and more

A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measu

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A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measu Graphics codes and more

Whats a rabbits favorite movieRabbits of the Lost Ark

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Whats a rabbits favorite movieRabbits of the Lost Ark Graphics codes and more

Q What is the one thing you will never hear a man say A Her tits are just t

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Q What is the one thing you will never hear a man say A Her tits are just t Graphics codes and more

After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute the luckless customer

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After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute the luckless customer Graphics codes and more

What did the stupid ghost do He used to climb over walls

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What did the stupid ghost do He used to climb over walls Graphics codes and more

NOVICE Do clever men make good husbandsSAGE Clever men dont BECOME husbands

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NOVICE Do clever men make good husbandsSAGE Clever men dont BECOME husbands Graphics codes and more

Teacher Whats the longest word in the English language Pupil Smiles becaus

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Teacher Whats the longest word in the English language Pupil Smiles becaus Graphics codes and more

What do fishermen say on Halloween Trickortrout

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What do fishermen say on Halloween Trickortrout Graphics codes and more

Saturday 29 November 2014

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Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along They only r

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Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along They only r Graphics codes and more

Resolving to surprise her husband an executives wife stops by his office As

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Resolving to surprise her husband an executives wife stops by his office As Graphics codes and more

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car Because he was a

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car Because he was a Graphics codes and more

Can a hamburger marry a hot dogOnly if they have a very frank relationship

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Can a hamburger marry a hot dogOnly if they have a very frank relationship Graphics codes and more

What do you call a literary fish Salmon Rushdie

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What do you call a literary fish Salmon Rushdie Graphics codes and more

Yo Mama is so fatwhen she took her shirt off at the strip clubeveryone thou

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Yo Mama is so fatwhen she took her shirt off at the strip clubeveryone thou Graphics codes and more

Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy None because

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Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy None because Graphics codes and more

Johnny Daddy are caterpillars good to eatFather Have I not told you never t

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Johnny Daddy are caterpillars good to eatFather Have I not told you never t Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Bean Bean who Bean working very hard today

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Knock KnockWhos there Bean Bean who Bean working very hard today Graphics codes and more

Why did the rooster run away He was chicken

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Why did the rooster run away He was chicken Graphics codes and more

Friday 28 November 2014

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What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake Hey whats eating you

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What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake Hey whats eating you Graphics codes and more

There is a new Barbie doll on the market T2 Barbie a study in silver

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market T2 Barbie a study in silver Graphics codes and more

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon wh

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A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon wh Graphics codes and more

A man is driving down the road for a long period of time During his travel

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A man is driving down the road for a long period of time During his travel Graphics codes and more

Whats big grey and flies straight up An elecopter

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Whats big grey and flies straight up An elecopter Graphics codes and more

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but coul

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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but coul Graphics codes and more

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks Then they produced s

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Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks Then they produced s Graphics codes and more

Bill Clinton Hillary Ramrod Clinton Al Gore and Tipper Gore are flying aboa

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Bill Clinton Hillary Ramrod Clinton Al Gore and Tipper Gore are flying aboa Graphics codes and more

What happens when the cows refuse to be milkedUdder chaos

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milkedUdder chaos Graphics codes and more

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes Nothing you told her twice

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What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes Nothing you told her twice Graphics codes and more

Thursday 27 November 2014

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There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory The city company was losin

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There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory The city company was losin Graphics codes and more

Q How many law professors does it take to change a light bulbA Hell you nee

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Q How many law professors does it take to change a light bulbA Hell you nee Graphics codes and more

What do you use to cut the ocean A seasaw

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What do you use to cut the ocean A seasaw Graphics codes and more

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth D K

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Which two letters are rotten for your teeth D K Graphics codes and more

Who does a ghoul fall in love withHis ghoul friend

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Who does a ghoul fall in love withHis ghoul friend Graphics codes and more

A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York When the attendant came by a

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A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York When the attendant came by a Graphics codes and more

Q How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb A None even a burned

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Q How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb A None even a burned Graphics codes and more

The Smiths were proud of their family tradition Their ancestorshad come to

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The Smiths were proud of their family tradition Their ancestorshad come to Graphics codes and more

There is a new Barbie doll on the market Trailer Trash Barbie complete wit

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market Trailer Trash Barbie complete wit Graphics codes and more

Two guys are talking about fishing One says to the other I am NEVER going t

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Two guys are talking about fishing One says to the other I am NEVER going t Graphics codes and more

Wednesday 26 November 2014

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Q1 What vehicle does TRex use to go from planet to planetA A Dinosaucer

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Q1 What vehicle does TRex use to go from planet to planetA A Dinosaucer Graphics codes and more

What lives in apples and is an avid reader A bookworm

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader A bookworm Graphics codes and more

What does a snowman eat for dinner Iceburgers

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What does a snowman eat for dinner Iceburgers Graphics codes and more

What game do little cows like to play Moonopoly

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What game do little cows like to play Moonopoly Graphics codes and more

Policeman I suppose youre going to tell me you werent speedingMotorist I wa

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Policeman I suppose youre going to tell me you werent speedingMotorist I wa Graphics codes and more

1st Witch Whats your new boyfriend like 2nd Witch Hes mean nasty ugly smell

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1st Witch Whats your new boyfriend like 2nd Witch Hes mean nasty ugly smell Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there C2 C2 who C2 it that you dont forget my name next tim

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Knock KnockWhos there C2 C2 who C2 it that you dont forget my name next tim Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen The I

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What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen The I Graphics codes and more

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and st

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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and st Graphics codes and more

Horror Stories by R U Scared

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Horror Stories by R U Scared Graphics codes and more

Tuesday 25 November 2014

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Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident The entire le

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Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident The entire le Graphics codes and more

Why did the pig join the Army He heard the food was a mess

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Why did the pig join the Army He heard the food was a mess Graphics codes and more

How do vampire football players get the mud off They all get in the battub

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How do vampire football players get the mud off They all get in the battub Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Cork Cork who Cork and beans

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Knock KnockWhos there Cork Cork who Cork and beans Graphics codes and more

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a batMom I see an angel

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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a batMom I see an angel Graphics codes and more

Night A sleeping couple is lying in a bed Door bell rings A couple wakes up

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Night A sleeping couple is lying in a bed Door bell rings A couple wakes up Graphics codes and more

Whats black and white all over and difficultAn exam paper

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Whats black and white all over and difficultAn exam paper Graphics codes and more

While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type o

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While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type o Graphics codes and more

What are some outstanding hamburger collegesBrandeis Cowlifornia State Hoof

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What are some outstanding hamburger collegesBrandeis Cowlifornia State Hoof Graphics codes and more

Why are elephants no good at Net surfingBecause theyre scared of the mouse

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Why are elephants no good at Net surfingBecause theyre scared of the mouse Graphics codes and more

Monday 24 November 2014

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Q How do you know if a blonde has been sending emailA You see a bunch of en

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Q How do you know if a blonde has been sending emailA You see a bunch of en Graphics codes and more

Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking it never does What does

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Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking it never does What does Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the ghouls favorite hotel It had running rot and mould i

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Did you hear about the ghouls favorite hotel It had running rot and mould i Graphics codes and more

A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village and the

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A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village and the Graphics codes and more

First Cannibal Have you seen the dentistSecond Cannibal Yes he filled my te

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First Cannibal Have you seen the dentistSecond Cannibal Yes he filled my te Graphics codes and more

My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the NetWhat an intelligent a

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My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the NetWhat an intelligent a Graphics codes and more

What would you call two bananasA pair of slippers

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What would you call two bananasA pair of slippers Graphics codes and more

What is the hottest part of a mans faceHis sideburns

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What is the hottest part of a mans faceHis sideburns Graphics codes and more

Fred wrote in her homework book Margarine is butter made from imitation cow

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Fred wrote in her homework book Margarine is butter made from imitation cow Graphics codes and more

My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping Can

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My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping Can Graphics codes and more

Sunday 23 November 2014

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Why did he cross backSo he could charge the client for travel expenses

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Why did he cross backSo he could charge the client for travel expenses Graphics codes and more

I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justiceYou dont want justi

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I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justiceYou dont want justi Graphics codes and more

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the Graphics codes and more

Father Christmas All right my good lady my face is my ticketBox office atte

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Father Christmas All right my good lady my face is my ticketBox office atte Graphics codes and more

Doctor Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awakeSleep in another room then

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Doctor Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awakeSleep in another room then Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice

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Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice Graphics codes and more

What is the pigs favorite musical instrument The piggalo piccalo

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What is the pigs favorite musical instrument The piggalo piccalo Graphics codes and more

My brothers on a seafood diet Really Yes the more he sees food the more he

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My brothers on a seafood diet Really Yes the more he sees food the more he Graphics codes and more

What did the calf say to the siloIs my fodder in there

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What did the calf say to the siloIs my fodder in there Graphics codes and more

A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign t

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A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign t Graphics codes and more

Saturday 22 November 2014

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horseA tale of whoa

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horseA tale of whoa Graphics codes and more

Boy Do you have feverGirl No whyBoy Cause you look hot

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Boy Do you have feverGirl No whyBoy Cause you look hot Graphics codes and more

A man arrived at a seaside hotel where he had made a reservation rather lat

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A man arrived at a seaside hotel where he had made a reservation rather lat Graphics codes and more

Q What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy CarterA Jimmy Carte

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Q What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy CarterA Jimmy Carte Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Austen Austen who Austententatiously well off

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Knock KnockWhos there Austen Austen who Austententatiously well off Graphics codes and more

When should you feel sorry for a skunkWhen its spray pump is out of order

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When should you feel sorry for a skunkWhen its spray pump is out of order Graphics codes and more

Counselor How many times did I tell you to make your bedJane I cant answer

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Counselor How many times did I tell you to make your bedJane I cant answer Graphics codes and more

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the m

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the m Graphics codes and more

Q Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarianA Because she loved child

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Q Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarianA Because she loved child Graphics codes and more

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April Thats when the ghosts do their spr

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April Thats when the ghosts do their spr Graphics codes and more

Friday 21 November 2014

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Q Why arent Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaksA It takes too

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Q Why arent Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaksA It takes too Graphics codes and more

Q Why do Blondes wear padded shouldersA So they dont get a concussion while

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Q Why do Blondes wear padded shouldersA So they dont get a concussion while Graphics codes and more

Q What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beachA Public access

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Q What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beachA Public access Graphics codes and more

Jennifer Are you coming to my party Sandra No I aintJennifer Now you know w

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Jennifer Are you coming to my party Sandra No I aintJennifer Now you know w Graphics codes and more

What did the man do when he got a big gas billHe exploded

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What did the man do when he got a big gas billHe exploded Graphics codes and more

While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a f

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While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a f Graphics codes and more

A Software Engineer a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their

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A Software Engineer a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Cod Cod who Cod redhanded

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Knock KnockWhos there Cod Cod who Cod redhanded Graphics codes and more

Manager Ill give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds

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Manager Ill give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Becka Becka who Becka the bus is the best place to si

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Knock KnockWhos there Becka Becka who Becka the bus is the best place to si Graphics codes and more