Thursday 31 July 2014

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Q What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock A Cat

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Q What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock A Cat Graphics codes and more

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket Because the

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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket Because the Graphics codes and more

Why are fish cleverer than humansEver seen a fish spend a fortune trying to

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Why are fish cleverer than humansEver seen a fish spend a fortune trying to Graphics codes and more

Do vampires get AIDS

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Do vampires get AIDS Graphics codes and more

Golfer Do you think I can get there with a 5ironCaddy Eventually

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Golfer Do you think I can get there with a 5ironCaddy Eventually Graphics codes and more

What do you give a sick snake Asprin

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What do you give a sick snake Asprin Graphics codes and more

Can you spell a composition with two lettersSA essay

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Can you spell a composition with two lettersSA essay Graphics codes and more

A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around Turns out

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A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around Turns out Graphics codes and more

Q How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movieA Shes the one sle

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Q How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movieA Shes the one sle Graphics codes and more

What followed the dinosaur Its tail

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What followed the dinosaur Its tail Graphics codes and more

Wednesday 30 July 2014

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Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing Sis he said I wish

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Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing Sis he said I wish Graphics codes and more

This is Captain Sinclair speaking On behalf of my crew Id like to welcome y

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This is Captain Sinclair speaking On behalf of my crew Id like to welcome y Graphics codes and more

Doctor Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awakeSleep in another room then

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Doctor Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awakeSleep in another room then Graphics codes and more

Camp Doctor Your cough sounds better todayCamper It should I practised all

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Camp Doctor Your cough sounds better todayCamper It should I practised all Graphics codes and more

What happens if you cross a parrot with a GorillaNobody is sure but if it o

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a GorillaNobody is sure but if it o Graphics codes and more

Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class They ate all the

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Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class They ate all the Graphics codes and more

A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by theusher

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A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by theusher Graphics codes and more

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorseTake one of these every 4 laps

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Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorseTake one of these every 4 laps Graphics codes and more

What is the definition of a caterpillar A worm in a fur coat

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What is the definition of a caterpillar A worm in a fur coat Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbitIt was an inngrown

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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbitIt was an inngrown Graphics codes and more

Tuesday 29 July 2014

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Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch While both

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Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch While both Graphics codes and more

Q Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned A They were riverdanc

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Q Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned A They were riverdanc Graphics codes and more

Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to cash his check Since he didnt have an

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Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to cash his check Since he didnt have an Graphics codes and more

What is a moo hoo for a cow fight A cattle battle

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What is a moo hoo for a cow fight A cattle battle Graphics codes and more

On what should you mount a statue of your cat A caterpillar

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On what should you mount a statue of your cat A caterpillar Graphics codes and more

What did the hypnotist say when he got his own websiteHyp Hyp Hooray

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What did the hypnotist say when he got his own websiteHyp Hyp Hooray Graphics codes and more

Why did the horse miss the joustHe had the knight off

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Why did the horse miss the joustHe had the knight off Graphics codes and more

Whats another name for an parentSomeone whos stopped growing except around

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Whats another name for an parentSomeone whos stopped growing except around Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Cigarette Cigarette who Cigarette life if you dont we

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Knock KnockWhos there Cigarette Cigarette who Cigarette life if you dont we Graphics codes and more

What do you call a fish with no eyes Fish

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What do you call a fish with no eyes Fish Graphics codes and more

Monday 28 July 2014

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A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prio

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A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prio Graphics codes and more

Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher dra

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Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher dra Graphics codes and more

What part of a football ground is never the same The changing rooms

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What part of a football ground is never the same The changing rooms Graphics codes and more

What mouse was a Roman emperor Julius Cheeser

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What mouse was a Roman emperor Julius Cheeser Graphics codes and more

Do fish get thirsty

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Do fish get thirsty Graphics codes and more

Where did the witch get her furniture From the ideal gnome exhibition

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Where did the witch get her furniture From the ideal gnome exhibition Graphics codes and more

What lives in apples and is an avid reader A bookworm

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader A bookworm Graphics codes and more

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch

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A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch Graphics codes and more

There is a new Barbie doll on the market Chain Smoker Barbie with Surgeon

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market Chain Smoker Barbie with Surgeon Graphics codes and more

At a dinner party one of the guests an obnoxiously loud young man tried to

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At a dinner party one of the guests an obnoxiously loud young man tried to Graphics codes and more

Sunday 27 July 2014

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Doctor doctor can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glueWhyBecause Iv

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Doctor doctor can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glueWhyBecause Iv Graphics codes and more

Mum From now on your going to have free school dinnersSonBut Mum I dont wan

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Mum From now on your going to have free school dinnersSonBut Mum I dont wan Graphics codes and more

Mama Pig has a great new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahea

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Mama Pig has a great new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahea Graphics codes and more

Passenger Does this bus go to London Conductor No Passenger But it says Lon

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Passenger Does this bus go to London Conductor No Passenger But it says Lon Graphics codes and more

What can Santa give away and still keep A cold

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What can Santa give away and still keep A cold Graphics codes and more

A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge where all the psych

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A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge where all the psych Graphics codes and more

I say waiter theres a fly in my soup Well throw him a doughnut they make f

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I say waiter theres a fly in my soup Well throw him a doughnut they make f Graphics codes and more

What do you call an aardvark that plays pokerA cardvark

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What do you call an aardvark that plays pokerA cardvark Graphics codes and more

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers Fang mail

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers Fang mail Graphics codes and more

My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her par

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My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her par Graphics codes and more

Saturday 26 July 2014

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Q Why is Bill Clintons economic plan called positively atheistA Because it

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Q Why is Bill Clintons economic plan called positively atheistA Because it Graphics codes and more

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of th

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A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of th Graphics codes and more

What did the really ugly man do for a living He posed for Halloween masks

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What did the really ugly man do for a living He posed for Halloween masks Graphics codes and more

In HeavenThe cooks are FrenchThe policemen are EnglishThe mechanics are Ger

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In HeavenThe cooks are FrenchThe policemen are EnglishThe mechanics are Ger Graphics codes and more

Youve failed history again Well you always told me to let bygones be bygone

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Youve failed history again Well you always told me to let bygones be bygone Graphics codes and more

I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months I dont like to interrupt her

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I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months I dont like to interrupt her Graphics codes and more

Q How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb A None Arians arent af

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Q How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb A None Arians arent af Graphics codes and more

Americas oldest lady was 115 years old today and she hasnt got a grey hair

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Americas oldest lady was 115 years old today and she hasnt got a grey hair Graphics codes and more

Q Why did Mrs Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the BearA Because every time s

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Q Why did Mrs Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the BearA Because every time s Graphics codes and more

Waiter your tie is in my soupThats all right sir its not shrinkable

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Waiter your tie is in my soupThats all right sir its not shrinkable Graphics codes and more

Friday 25 July 2014

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Have you seen wwwstickytapecomYes I cant tear myself away

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Have you seen wwwstickytapecomYes I cant tear myself away Graphics codes and more

A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration

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A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration Graphics codes and more

What type of wind is named after a young deerFoehn

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What type of wind is named after a young deerFoehn Graphics codes and more

There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory The city company was losin

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There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory The city company was losin Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Charles Charles who Charles your luck on the lottery

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Knock KnockWhos there Charles Charles who Charles your luck on the lottery Graphics codes and more

Young lady to father Daddy when I grow up shall I become a heartdoctor or a

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Young lady to father Daddy when I grow up shall I become a heartdoctor or a Graphics codes and more

Q Why is Bill infuriated with Chelseas new private schoolA They broke famil

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Q Why is Bill infuriated with Chelseas new private schoolA They broke famil Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the stupid snake He lost his skin

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Did you hear about the stupid snake He lost his skin Graphics codes and more

What looks just like half a loaf of bread Its other half

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What looks just like half a loaf of bread Its other half Graphics codes and more

Where is the best place to hide a lawyerIn a brief case

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Where is the best place to hide a lawyerIn a brief case Graphics codes and more

Thursday 24 July 2014

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the womans face was sever

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the womans face was sever Graphics codes and more

My dog is great at math Really Ask him how much is two minus two But two m

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My dog is great at math Really Ask him how much is two minus two But two m Graphics codes and more

Doctor doctor I keep trying to get into fightsAnd how long have you had thi

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Doctor doctor I keep trying to get into fightsAnd how long have you had thi Graphics codes and more

Q Why is it good to have a blonde passengerA You can park in the handicap z

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Q Why is it good to have a blonde passengerA You can park in the handicap z Graphics codes and more

Teacher Name four members of the cat familyPupil Daddy cat mummy cat and tw

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Teacher Name four members of the cat familyPupil Daddy cat mummy cat and tw Graphics codes and more

Q How do you protect a valuable instrumentA Hide it in an accordion case

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Q How do you protect a valuable instrumentA Hide it in an accordion case Graphics codes and more

When is your mind like a rumpled bedWhen it isnt made up yet

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When is your mind like a rumpled bedWhen it isnt made up yet Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Bhuto Bhuto who Bhuton the other foot

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Knock KnockWhos there Bhuto Bhuto who Bhuton the other foot Graphics codes and more

A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four s

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A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four s Graphics codes and more

Gosh its raining cats and dogs said Fred looking out of the kitchen window

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Gosh its raining cats and dogs said Fred looking out of the kitchen window Graphics codes and more

Wednesday 23 July 2014

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell Addercadabra an

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell Addercadabra an Graphics codes and more

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years Graphics codes and more

A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him He

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A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him He Graphics codes and more

What did the young witch say to her mother Can I have the keys to the broom

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What did the young witch say to her mother Can I have the keys to the broom Graphics codes and more

A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night

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A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night Graphics codes and more

A man dies and goes to Heaven He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can as

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A man dies and goes to Heaven He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can as Graphics codes and more

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common They both h

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common They both h Graphics codes and more

A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fishOn

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A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fishOn Graphics codes and more

Doctor Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots I never make rash promis

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Doctor Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots I never make rash promis Graphics codes and more

How can you tell which end of a worm is which Tickle it in the middle and s

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which Tickle it in the middle and s Graphics codes and more

Tuesday 22 July 2014

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market Siamese Twins Barbie complete wit

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market Siamese Twins Barbie complete wit Graphics codes and more

A little boy was learning about God in his church and he was talking to his

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A little boy was learning about God in his church and he was talking to his Graphics codes and more

Police Officer Why did you lead me on a fivestate chaseDriver I love to tra

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Police Officer Why did you lead me on a fivestate chaseDriver I love to tra Graphics codes and more

What happened when the cannibal got a religionHe only ate Catholics on Frid

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What happened when the cannibal got a religionHe only ate Catholics on Frid Graphics codes and more

When hes out driving where does Dracula like to stop and eatThe Happy Biter

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When hes out driving where does Dracula like to stop and eatThe Happy Biter Graphics codes and more

A mother was teaching her 3yearold the Lords prayer For several evenings at

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A mother was teaching her 3yearold the Lords prayer For several evenings at Graphics codes and more

Q Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory A Because she was a plant eate

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Q Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory A Because she was a plant eate Graphics codes and more

Colin Powell once USAs highest ranking military officer now Secretary of St

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Colin Powell once USAs highest ranking military officer now Secretary of St Graphics codes and more

Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving the

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Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving the Graphics codes and more

Do fish get thirsty

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Do fish get thirsty Graphics codes and more