Monday 31 March 2014

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Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she

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Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she Graphics codes and more

Teacher I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil L

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Teacher I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil L Graphics codes and more

Q How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulbA We

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Q How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulbA We Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fanHe got cut off without a scent

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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fanHe got cut off without a scent Graphics codes and more

Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 263428 and her other arm is

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Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 263428 and her other arm is Graphics codes and more

A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand p

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A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand p Graphics codes and more

Q What can save a dying blondeA Hair transplants

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Q What can save a dying blondeA Hair transplants Graphics codes and more

Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vetThe vet r

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Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vetThe vet r Graphics codes and more

A blonde a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an islandOne day the three o

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A blonde a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an islandOne day the three o Graphics codes and more

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu A bellerina

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What do you call a bell wearing a tutu A bellerina Graphics codes and more

Sunday 30 March 2014

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Policeman Why didnt you stop at that red lightMotorist Then you would have

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Policeman Why didnt you stop at that red lightMotorist Then you would have Graphics codes and more

The Japenese Way of Death by Harri Kirri

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The Japenese Way of Death by Harri Kirri Graphics codes and more

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille ONeal Theyre both famous for stuffin

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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille ONeal Theyre both famous for stuffin Graphics codes and more

A blonde wanting to earn some money decided to hire herself out as a handym

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A blonde wanting to earn some money decided to hire herself out as a handym Graphics codes and more

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees Because they kept dron

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Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees Because they kept dron Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout Monkfish

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What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout Monkfish Graphics codes and more

What did the dog say when he chased his tailThis is the end

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What did the dog say when he chased his tailThis is the end Graphics codes and more

You need to log on to the window repair websiteI did but it gave me a pane

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You need to log on to the window repair websiteI did but it gave me a pane Graphics codes and more

What happened to the lizard in the wizards garden pond He had him newtered

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What happened to the lizard in the wizards garden pond He had him newtered Graphics codes and more

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head Sister Matic

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head Sister Matic Graphics codes and more

Saturday 29 March 2014

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What happened to the two mad vampires They both went a little batty

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What happened to the two mad vampires They both went a little batty Graphics codes and more

Mother Let me see your report sonSon Here it is Mother but dont show it to

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Mother Let me see your report sonSon Here it is Mother but dont show it to Graphics codes and more

An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line He did b

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An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line He did b Graphics codes and more

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their emailsBeast wishes

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their emailsBeast wishes Graphics codes and more

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveillence c

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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveillence c Graphics codes and more

At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiestArthur Treachers Fish

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At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiestArthur Treachers Fish Graphics codes and more

What happened to the cold jellyfish It set

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What happened to the cold jellyfish It set Graphics codes and more

Q What does a blonde say when you blow in her earA Thanks for the refill

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Q What does a blonde say when you blow in her earA Thanks for the refill Graphics codes and more

A seargent is interviewing three cadets who were training to become detecti

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A seargent is interviewing three cadets who were training to become detecti Graphics codes and more

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist Tooth Hurty

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What time is it when you have to go to the dentist Tooth Hurty Graphics codes and more

Friday 28 March 2014

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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him She knocks on

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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him She knocks on Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller A computer with a

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller A computer with a Graphics codes and more

This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fu

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This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fu Graphics codes and more

What monster flies his kite in a rain stormBenjamin Frankenstein

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What monster flies his kite in a rain stormBenjamin Frankenstein Graphics codes and more

Doctor Doctor some days I feel like a teepee and other days I feel like a w

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Doctor Doctor some days I feel like a teepee and other days I feel like a w Graphics codes and more

How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye Because it comes out in conve

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How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye Because it comes out in conve Graphics codes and more

Wife opening mail to spouse The bank says that this is our last notice Isnt

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Wife opening mail to spouse The bank says that this is our last notice Isnt Graphics codes and more

Which dog tastes better when eatenA hot dog

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Which dog tastes better when eatenA hot dog Graphics codes and more

Q How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb

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Q How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb Graphics codes and more

What did the answering machine say to the telephone Take my word for it

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What did the answering machine say to the telephone Take my word for it Graphics codes and more

Thursday 27 March 2014

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A redfaced judge convened court after a long lunch The first case involved

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A redfaced judge convened court after a long lunch The first case involved Graphics codes and more

The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from

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The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from Graphics codes and more

Q Why did god give blonds 2 more brains than horsesA Because he didnt want

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Q Why did god give blonds 2 more brains than horsesA Because he didnt want Graphics codes and more

A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper The patrolman told him to

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A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper The patrolman told him to Graphics codes and more

Q Why arent Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaksA It takes too

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Q Why arent Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaksA It takes too Graphics codes and more

Why was Cinderella able to surf the webBecause he footman turned into a mou

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the webBecause he footman turned into a mou Graphics codes and more

Why do pigs never recover from illness Because you have to kill them befor

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Why do pigs never recover from illness Because you have to kill them befor Graphics codes and more

Why dont bunnies make noise when they make loveBecause they have cotton bal

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Why dont bunnies make noise when they make loveBecause they have cotton bal Graphics codes and more

Whats the difference between a surgeon and a puppyIf you put a puppy in a r

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Whats the difference between a surgeon and a puppyIf you put a puppy in a r Graphics codes and more

Q How do you keep a blonde in suspenseA Give her a mirror and tell her to w

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Q How do you keep a blonde in suspenseA Give her a mirror and tell her to w Graphics codes and more

Wednesday 26 March 2014

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Whats the fastest way to send a rabbit Haremail

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Whats the fastest way to send a rabbit Haremail Graphics codes and more

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to AmericaOn their feet

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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to AmericaOn their feet Graphics codes and more

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothe

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothe Graphics codes and more

What game do you play if you dont take care of your teethTooth truth or Con

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What game do you play if you dont take care of your teethTooth truth or Con Graphics codes and more

Former Vice President Quayle Speaker of the HouseGingrich and President Cli

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Former Vice President Quayle Speaker of the HouseGingrich and President Cli Graphics codes and more

A retired sergeant was asked Well how do you like civilian lifeTerrible he

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A retired sergeant was asked Well how do you like civilian lifeTerrible he Graphics codes and more

Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

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Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles Graphics codes and more

Who does a ghoul fall in love withHis ghoul friend

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Who does a ghoul fall in love withHis ghoul friend Graphics codes and more

Whats a moo hoo for a cattle dinner Cow chow

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Whats a moo hoo for a cattle dinner Cow chow Graphics codes and more

Little Johnny wasnt very good at spelling During an oral spelling exam the

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Little Johnny wasnt very good at spelling During an oral spelling exam the Graphics codes and more

Tuesday 25 March 2014

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A man is driving along in the Irish countryside when he comes to a petrol s

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A man is driving along in the Irish countryside when he comes to a petrol s Graphics codes and more

If love is blind why is Lingerie so popular

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If love is blind why is Lingerie so popular Graphics codes and more

Father Christmas How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledg

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Father Christmas How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledg Graphics codes and more

What do chickens serve at birthday parties Coopcakes

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What do chickens serve at birthday parties Coopcakes Graphics codes and more

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub They both have rings

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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub They both have rings Graphics codes and more

First Caribou What wellknown cartoon character do moths like a hole lotSeco

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First Caribou What wellknown cartoon character do moths like a hole lotSeco Graphics codes and more

How are men like carpet tilesIf you lay them properly the first time around

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How are men like carpet tilesIf you lay them properly the first time around Graphics codes and more

A farm boy was drafted On his first furlough his Father asked him what he t

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A farm boy was drafted On his first furlough his Father asked him what he t Graphics codes and more

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden He wanted to raise some hard

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Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden He wanted to raise some hard Graphics codes and more

The cyclist passing a pedestrian crossing runs into a man and they both fal

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The cyclist passing a pedestrian crossing runs into a man and they both fal Graphics codes and more

Monday 24 March 2014

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Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals On th

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Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals On th Graphics codes and more

Q How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulbA TwoOne to prom

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Q How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulbA TwoOne to prom Graphics codes and more

Doctor Nurse how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last

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Doctor Nurse how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last Graphics codes and more

A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen

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A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen Graphics codes and more

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way

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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way Graphics codes and more

Q What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving A Turkey

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Q What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving A Turkey Graphics codes and more

Whats big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glassA monster t

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Whats big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glassA monster t Graphics codes and more

Q Whats the difference between an onion and an accordionA Noone cries when

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Q Whats the difference between an onion and an accordionA Noone cries when Graphics codes and more

How do you confuse a manYou dont theyre born that way

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How do you confuse a manYou dont theyre born that way Graphics codes and more

Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood he had to walk 7 miles to school

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Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood he had to walk 7 miles to school Graphics codes and more

Sunday 23 March 2014

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What kind of ears do trains haveEngineers engine ears

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What kind of ears do trains haveEngineers engine ears Graphics codes and more

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got

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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got Graphics codes and more

A young guy in a twoengine fighter was flying escort for a B52 and generall

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A young guy in a twoengine fighter was flying escort for a B52 and generall Graphics codes and more

Last summer the President and Mrs Clinton were vacationing in their home st

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Last summer the President and Mrs Clinton were vacationing in their home st Graphics codes and more

Q How many PAs does it take to screw in a light bulbA Nineone to do it and

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Q How many PAs does it take to screw in a light bulbA Nineone to do it and Graphics codes and more

Mama Pig has a great new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahea

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Mama Pig has a great new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahea Graphics codes and more

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball A bouncing b

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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball A bouncing b Graphics codes and more

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender Shredded Tweet

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What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender Shredded Tweet Graphics codes and more

A young woman with a happy cheerful voice was working in her husbands truck

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A young woman with a happy cheerful voice was working in her husbands truck Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Chip Chip who Chip of Fools

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Knock KnockWhos there Chip Chip who Chip of Fools Graphics codes and more

Saturday 22 March 2014

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy Dental floss

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy Dental floss Graphics codes and more

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews However she had relatives

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Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews However she had relatives Graphics codes and more

The trouble is said the entertainer to the psychiatrist that I cant sing I

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The trouble is said the entertainer to the psychiatrist that I cant sing I Graphics codes and more

Dont you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas And arent

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Dont you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas And arent Graphics codes and more

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus At the cir

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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus At the cir Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Amelia Amelia who Amelia a package last week did you

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Knock KnockWhos there Amelia Amelia who Amelia a package last week did you Graphics codes and more

What did the hurricane say to the coconut treeHold unto your nutsThis is no

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What did the hurricane say to the coconut treeHold unto your nutsThis is no Graphics codes and more

What do you always get on your birthday Another year olderbirt

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What do you always get on your birthday Another year olderbirt Graphics codes and more

What weighs 4 tons and is bright red An elephant holding its breath

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What weighs 4 tons and is bright red An elephant holding its breath Graphics codes and more

Marriage is natures way of preventing people from fighting with strangers

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Marriage is natures way of preventing people from fighting with strangers Graphics codes and more